The 7th annual Game Show Live! Honors
https://youtu.be/O3MUoyPWWJI?si=s6JuyiP8_DBMBQcL
Colbi: Direct from an imaginary rainforest located in a not-so-enchanted Tiki room somewhere in the Serengeti over in Africa where it's hotter than the devil and a crematory oven......it's the 7th annual.......
....honors. With even wild performances by.........
RACHEL LIPSKY
FRANKI LOVE
SARAH FAITH
HOLLY DAYLE
ROBYN CAGE
and SOPHIA ANGELICA
And we roped in one wilder host......It's.....Pierre Kelly!
https://youtu.be/_dWOqCsrksE?si=3su6syI4jFvkJjD7
(crowd applauses; Pierre comes out the Jeep Safari)
Me: Thank you all for the ride. Welcome to the 7th annual Game Show Live! honors in the Not-So-Enchanted tiki room somewhere in Africa. Thanks to a rocket plane and a few million miles of safari land with tons of Cracker Crunchers and Bubly drinks in tow, we finally got there with some land to spare and now everybody has camped out the week before the big day, but before we got there, we have Robyn Cage directing her DodoRemi band with us for the first time this year and her 7th straight honors as a musical director. Hi Robyn. Yes, 2023 was the year in which AI is taking over, Taylor Swift ruining the NFL and you're never old enough to make a song with the word "padam" in it.
(audience laughter)
But enough of this Kylie stuff even though she's old enough to a make a jazz album herself....
(audience laughter)
We got to get to this ceremony. We start with old shows being new shows and new shows being old shows. Maybe the last few words might've been thinking about digital subchannels.....
(light laughter)
but anyway, here are the nominees.......
(cuts to clip of a tiger waking up from its nap)
Narrator: The prey has awoken and has decided to look somewhere for the kill.
("Best Revival of 2023" title card in center)
PRESS YOUR LUCK (Fremantle)
THE $100,000 PYRAMID (SMAC/Sony Pictures Television)
BIG BROTHER UK (Endemol Shine/ITV)
DEAL OR NO DEAL UK (ITV)
SPLIT SECOND (Can't Stop Media/Fremantle)
(cut back to a tiger hunting an antelope)
("Best Revival of 2023" title card on bottom; fade back to host)
Me: And it actually goes to.......
(opens small crate with a plastic knife)
It's The $100,000 Pyramid!
https://televisiontunes.com/%2425000_Pyramid_-_2.html
Colbi: Accepting the award, Michael Strahan!
(music stops)
Michael: I want to say congratulations to ABC for finally giving me a good television game show on primetime in our 7th season, our good staff and all the stars who helped us play the game real well, I thank you very much and I look forward to seeing it every year. See you soon.
(applause)
Me: And up first, a country girl who fears for black magic, but wishes every Wednesday is whiskey. Her name.....Rachel Lipsky!
(applause)
You are the Twitchhead of 2023, you get the Gold Twitch Logo emblem plague, bragging rights for en entire year and an X-Men Arcade machine compliments of Arcade1up.
(crowd oohs)
(song stops)
Moving on. She's a believer in Jesus Christ, a song writer, singer and a worship leader and her name is.......Holly Dayle.
(applause)
(applause)
And now we get the nominees on which show rocked 2023 tirelessly. Here are the nominees.
(cut to footage of birds flying)
Narrator: The birds are flying around a perfect majestic sunset over the countryside.
("Best show of 2023" title card in center)
HEY YAHOO! (Game Show Network)
SNAKE OIL (Fox/Hulu)
PERSON PLACE OR THING (Fox First Run/Syndication)
THE TRAITORS (Peacock)
PRESS YOUR LUCK (ABC/Hulu)
(Cut to birds flying around)
("Best show of 2023" title card on bottom; fade to host)
And the show is.........
(opens up crate with a chainsaw while wearing a covid-19 mask and a helmet)
Genius.
It's Person Place or Thing!
(applause)
Colbi: Accepting the award, host of the show Melissa Peterman.
Melissa: I want to thank Fox First Run because they make the hits like they are family, expecially the celebrity guests who have been here a very very very long time and all the stations and superfans of the program who made it all possible. Thank you Minnesota vikings!
(laughter and applause)
Me: And now we play tribute to the people who did their time in the game show world.
https://youtu.be/yyOx6S3O6h0?si=Z7B7o_Fpp91ImTst
IN MEMORIAM
BOB BARKER
MATTHEW PERRY
KELLY MONEITH
ADAM RICH
CINDY WILLIAMS
ANDRE BRAUGHER
JANET LANDGARD
ANNA CARDWELL
NORMAN LEAR
ANNABEL GILES
JOHNNY RUFFO
RICHARD MOLL
SUZANNE SOMERS
CAL WILSON
DICK BUTKUS
Thank you all.
And now here's our very own Robyn Cage with something you should really enjoy.
(applause)
The TV Week logies have the Golden Logie award, the Oscars have Best Picture and the Super Bowl has the Lombardi Trophy. But here.....we have this.
(cut to footage of a lion)
Narrator: The lion.......king of the jungle......the king of beasts......proving to be the the true competitor.....to all the animals.
("Best Moment of 2023" title card in center)
PRESS YOUR LUCK's THE BIG 40 COMEBACK WINS
TPIR MOVES OUT OF TELEVISION CITY AFTER 51 YEARS ON AIR
JEOPARDY's SECOND CHANCE TOURNAMENT
SAG-AFTRA STRIKES END
TPIR's TRIBUTE TO BOB BARKER
(cut to a lion on a hill)
("Best Moment of 2023" title card on the bottom; fade to host)
This is all it. The moment of 2023.......
(Opens big crate that downsizes into a smaller crate each time to get the winner)
Took THAT long, didn't it? Sadly, it's not TPIR's tribute to Bob Barker but it's......
The end of the SAG-AFTRA strikes!
(crwod cheers)
Hurrah!
Now, we end the ceremony with somebody who is Latin and isn't Jane like tarzan. Okay she is.
(light laughter)
It's the queen of Wonderama, need I say a lot more? Sophia Angelica!
(applause)
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