Saturday, November 26, 2016

Sneaky Peeky

On the penultimate edition of GSN The Know....

-The host for Divided is....
-5 worst things if you're a GSN fan....
-And a sentence for you all to finish.

GSN The Know. See what the nation's talking about.

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

A host Divided

(Thanksgiving may be on the horizon, but Hobby Lobby gives you all the decorations for Christmas....god luck surviving Black Friday.)

VO: This is GSN The Know. The most informed and entertained blog in the United States of America. Now, from the WIlton-North building, here is the man about games, Pierre Kelly.

Me: Hey kids and kidettes, we're getting so close to Game Show Live! in January. Our studio will be a cross between Sqrambled Scuares and the long-running SNL skit Weekend Update. Prepare yourselves for that. In the meantime, let's talk GSN starting with....

 The Starting Line.

 It's time for another installment of....

Let's ask the Know-It-all. Someone here who is a landlord for over 25 years at Bud Adams Apartments wants to know who should host Divided?

Well, landlord who keeps everyone's rent paid, so that the rats would keep us out of here, I would say Mike Catherwood. Why? He did what Dylan Lane didn't and that is keep the spirit of Chain Reaction alive. He needs to host this one over Mike Richards who changed Price and Deal. Why not him?

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Stay right where you are. We got the nominees for the Know-It-All Awards, and I can't tell you until after this break. Why? Because I want to and it's my blog, so talk amongst yourselves while you watch this.

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Oh hi, We were just preparing for the nominees....that'll be momentarily, but first.................

House Cleaning.

Wheel of Fortune expands to four airings 11:00 AM-1:00 PM. The Chase takes over the 4:00 PM slot. Whammy pops up at 10:00 AM, between Press Your Luck and 25K Pyramid.

You know why? Because you get 2 hours of spinning and winning. The Beast will get its own weekday slot in afternoons and Whammy will be in between 2 classics at 9 CST. Also....

Catherwood Chain Reaction will get the 3:30 PM slot on weekdays, as GSN's Pyramid drops off the schedule.

So adios, 2012 Pyramid, it was nice to know you.

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If you're wondering why Window Warriors has premiered, let me give you a review Haiku for you....


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One bit of news for you: Monday through Friday December 19-30, GSN will run What's My Line and I've Got a Secret in the 3:00 AM hour. It's the dreaded holiday B&W overnight stunt. Stay up....and stay nostalgic baby!

Now the 2nd intermission presented by Christa Nannos, our resident soda girl had a hard life the week after the election. She voted for Hillary, but Donald Trump got the presidency. So she sang this song to remind us of the tough times ahead.

Guess what that theme means? It's time for the nominees for the GTK Know-It-ALL Awards. The very last one before we transition to Game Show Live! First off....

BEST Classic
Press Your Luck
The $25,000 Pyramid
Card Sharks

Hmmm......I'd go with Press Your Luck.

Friday Night Frights (Hellevator S2/Scare Tactics)
Wheel and New Feud crash hard
Man Vs. Fly disappear
Political Idiotest

Without a doubt, Friday Night Frights.

Wheel of Fortune (2014-15 season)
Scare Tactics
Chain Reaction (Catherwood)

Going with WHeel on this one.

Donald Faison
Garcelle Beauvais
RuPaul Charles

Have to go with Donald on this one.

Ben Gleib
Garcelle Beauvais
Brooke Burns
Mike Catherwood
Donald Faison
The Soska Sisters

Gotta go with Donald again.

Window Warriors
Skin Wars: Fresh Paint

Have to go with WInsanity

And the cream of the crop.....
Window Warriors
Chain Reaction
Skin Wars: Fresh Paint

I hate to say this, but Winsanity will win it.

In addition, The Library Bards, Kristin & Danny, whom you'll meet pretty soon, Tessa Violet and more will perfom on this stage December 14, 2016. We'll be at the Top Rope Entertainment Complex. See you there Cyber Monday for voting.

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And with that, we gots to go. Today's program is presented by the mannequin Challenge. Freeze, let the camera guy move around you and your friends and let the challenge begin.

Don't forget to email me at,, Pierre Jason Kelly on FB and @Johnny_Arcade on twitter. Also I'm on Snapchat as MisterGSN and Instagram as Mister_WCW. Now to end it for Thanksgiving, here's Kristin & Danny rapping about it. Play on, playas.