Saturday, June 4, 2016

Sneaky Peeky

On the next GSN The know....

-Man Vs. Fly. Gone. What happened?
-Where Dylan lane is now....
-And is Family Feud too much?

GSN The know. See what the nation's talking about.

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Buzzr's Big Birthday Bash Blowout of Binge watching

(Cable or Satellite is  a pain to pay for it, so get Roku today. All the streaming players starting at $50 and you pay just $10 a month for streaming services. It's a good way to start your summer, so get it today!)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qwYLHE8J6s


VO: This is GSN The Know. The most informed and entertained blog in the United States of America. And now live on location from the Simon Belmont Castle Estates in River Hills, just 3 miles into Grimsborough, here is the man about games, Pierre Kelly.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sJcVo1qruY


(Pierre enters with his Firefly winter cap and house robe and disrobes to sit on his custom made swivel throne)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxQs5_CprhQ

Today.....is Buzzr's 1st anniversary. There was supposed to be a magic show with Kayla Drescher, but that's postponed until further notice. In its place, a dinner & silent auction with entertainment from Robyn Cage who'll be on this very blog next week with her jazzy renditions of 90's pop hits in the basement dungeon with food from Jet's Pizza and Jersey Mike's Subs as soon as this week's blog is over. Sir Pierre Jason of Kelly, will tell you how and show you how Buzzr became a 2nd game show network, with the aid of Fremantle Media Nortth America and Fox Television Stations. Buzzr has a soft heart for classic game shows. GSN.......pfft. To show the appreciation for the channel, we keep it jam-packed with game shows. Goodson-Todman was here before Buzzr, so you can watch them, but your butts belong in front of the television. We understand. I must now order to the table....



 The whatstrending.com Starting Line.


And before we get to it....

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This. Now we must roll the film, Sinema.....







As afformentioned earlier, Buzzr turned 1 year old today. To celebrate, buzzrplay.com is giving away birthday scratchers. You can win a prize or get fed to the whammy. I got fed twice this week. Plus, The All-New Let's make A Deal and the original will make it's debut and newer stunts will debut later in the month. So to Buzzr......we salute you.


After the break, we look back at the year Buzzr made. I will let the band play something as we go to break. Do not leave the premises, immediately. Gentlemen.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esQTQ8wXkdw

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2plHvd6kX_A


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(band stops playing)

Thank you, lord Valvoline and his chamber orchestra. I have returned with a report on Buzzr's first year.



June 1st, 2015 was the year Buzzr came into the houses of people. And it was good. From there, it was a variety of games owned by Fremantle on many FOX O&O stations that don't have cable or satellite.  from there, new stations and new episodes joined the fray. July 4th notched up its first promotion: The marathon of July 4th programming. By August, they announced a Lost & Found block and by September, they showed rare episodes and unsold pilots. That wowed the fans. By thefall, they chose 3 of the 6 shows to go on the Sunday Night schedule. They were: Beat the Clock from 1979, Double Dare from 1976 and $ale Of The Century. By the new year, they had a Super Bowl marathon of Family Feud that featured the NFL's players. By Valentine's week, it was episodes of He Said, She said as did a hoiday-related marathon. By March, with the NCAA basketball tournemnt in full swing, they held a brackets tournament to figure out who is the best game show host. Gene Rayburn was the winner. By April, Card Sharks with Bob Eubanks hit the airwaves and a Q&A involved the host. How will year 2 shape up? Only time will tell.


We will now go into the 2nd intermission. Swagbucks.com is sponsoring it ever since the 2nd year of the blog. I now command Dame Christa of Nannos, the lady with the carbonated drinks, to perform a lyrical poem to honor the event. Perform please, my pretty.

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(crowd applauds)

I thank you , Dame Christa for your lyrical talent. And now, I present to you, Buzzr, the game show plague doctor to give us his thoughts on the first year. If we need an intro for that....





VO: Dr. Buzzr is a graduate of Maple Heights Community College with a degree in game show classics. He is a lecturer in and around the Grimsborough area and contributed to many in the field of self-help for whatstrending.com and ew.com. He's been interviewed on many podcasts and has yet to appear in TV talk shows and daytime network morning shows. Dr. Buzzr is not an actual doctor, nor a Ph.D., in fact, he doesn't play one on TV. He's simply a game show fanatic who is a member of the Stephanie Thorpe foundation for New Media Excellence, the national Game & Reality foundation and the Stan Lee writers club. And now, coming from his office on the 6th floor of the Wilton-North building....Dr. Buzzr.
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Dr. Buzzr: Thank you Pierre Kelly.
 
Me: That's Sir Pierre Jason of Kelly, to you.
 
 
 Dr. Buzzr: Anyways, I want to say to Buzzr, you have become the best in what GSN did in the past and that is provide a classic home to diehard game show fans. From Family Feud to Press Your Luck, you have impressed us all with your grace and your skills. You joined the ranks of Escape, Laff, Bounce, Antenna TV, MeTV and others to people who don't have cable or satellite. Whether it's .2, .3, .4 or just the -LD channel itself, may you continue to be the classic game show channel you always wanted to be. This has been Dr. Buzzr and I'm.....Dr. Buzzr.










VO: For a written transcript, please send $6.95 to:
 
DR. BUZZR
6TH FLOOR
WILTON-NORTH BUILDING
GRIMSBOROUGH
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Me: I thank you for that kind report.
 
 
 
It is time for Sir Pierre to leave the kingdom so that I can enjoy the NBA finals tomorrow. I have been powered by gorillas. They're just cute, but if kids get close to them......it's a case of run when someone shoots it.
 
Any reports will be by email, kellypierre8@gmail.com or coppockonsports@yahoo.com, on social media at  Pierre Jason Kelly on FB and @Johnny_Arcade on twitter, as does Snapchat as MisterGSN and Instagram as Mister_WCW.  And now we will celebrate with the singing of Happy Birthday as performed by Sir Walter of Ostanek and his polka orchestra. May you playeth on, playas. Boys....