Saturday, November 19, 2016

Sneaky Peeky

On the next GSN The Know....

-Who would host Divided?
-Morning schedule sickness....
-And nominees for the upcoming Know-It-All Awards.

GSN The Know. See what the nation's talking about.

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

24 divided by 4 (and 20 Blackbirds) Equals.....

(Wanna make your Thanksgiving more interesting? Visit a Hobby Lobby today. Your family & Friends will thank you for it.)

VO: This is GSN The Know. The most informed and entertained blog in the United States of America. Now, from the WIlton-North building, here is the man about games, Pierre Kelly.

Me: We have a whole good show for you, because later on in the blog, something is about to change, but first....

 The Starting Line.

Divided was a short lived UK entity and GSN decided to make a date for the program. According too Screener, November 25th is the date for Divided. That's Black Friday. The one day after Thanksgiving where people start shopping like crazy. It'll be a team of 3 answering questions and dividing the cash. We hope it'll be a hit like The Chase once was. But it'll be a sneak preview. The real premiere comes in January of next year.

Hang on folks, the reactions to GSNN BlogSpot's page is just minutes away, so don't you dare click that dreaded red X out of here.

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We're getting so close to that big announcement that'll shock you to your knees, but first, we talk about the reactions to GSNN's BlogSpot page gone. Taking out my poetry book....

Hey, I just met you...
And this is crazy....
So here's my Airbrush Magic....
Comment it, maybe?

We start off with Darla Fanbridge with this....

"It's sad that Game Show Network News is shut down. This proves the Scott was doing something wrong."
That was the 2nd season of Hellevator that got him into hot water. Really hotter water. One commenter said....
"Good riddance. He was the laughingstock of the game show community, and most of the hits on his page were of him simply hitting F5.

He sure went to a lot of trouble to make fake names to make it look like he had lots of "visitors" when they were all him anyway."
See there? But that big announcement happens later on.
After 5 seasons, Steve Harvey's talk show is coming to an end. According to Deadline, Harvey has decided to end his talk show Steve Harvey after five seasons and more than 500 episodes in May 2017 in order to focus on producing a brand new talk show, which Real 98.7 is speculating could potentially be Harvey’s new venture with Tamar, The Tamar Braxton Show.
The site revealed this week that Steve would be putting an end to Steve Harvey next year in order to team up with NBCUniversal Domestic Television and IMG to create a brand new daily syndicated show, which is currently expected to premiere in September 2017 and will film in Los Angeles, where both Harvey and Braxton live.
Steve will still do his radio show and Family Feud in Los Angeles.
 GSN will burn off some new eps of Winsanity on Saturday, November 26.  According to ScreenerTV, they'll burn off the remaining programs of the Donald Faison show.
Now the 2nd intermission presented by Here's our Soda Girl Christa Nannos doing a little wig necessary.

Alright kids, Here comes that announcement you've all waited for. Now don't freak out, don't get mad or don't get upset. We are not going anywhere, but it'll change the way you look at game shows forever. I called a pre-blog meeting in the newsroom and it's all finally revealed. On January 4th, GSN The Know will be no more. In its place will be in form of a makeover and renovation.....

Yes, Game Show Live. We are breaking the barriers beyond GSN and knowing you more than that 3 letter network that gives you too much Feud per day and not enough classics in the morning. We've upgraded from a small operation to a big time cosmic game show party and you are on the guest list. Now if you're wondering why I made the logo. Let me break it down for you.

G-Go, the shortest game show title and short lived 1983 show.
A-Super Password
M-Match Game (The 1973-78 years)
S-Sqrambled Scuares-My favorite as of now, and perhaps yours too.
H-Match Game (1978-1982 and 2016)
O-Plinko Chip

Now, we've upgraded the newsroom into a task force of writers and editors  to keep the new system going with breaking news stories and fresher new content GTK could copy it with a fax machine. As far as the off-topic silliness is concerned......well.....they're still here, but we have fresh new faces to join the fray. Christa Nannos, who you saw earlier decided to cut back on the sodas next year. Good move. So she'll become the bonus round blond bombshell. A new face you'll see is Carly Smashes Ivory alias Carly Ann Worden. I saw her videos and she is amazing. She will be the composing creature from the Hal Hidey School of Prize Music. Back in October, you saw Kristin & Danny perform a Halloween lip sync video. Because of that, they'll be the Lipsync Idiotesters. Madi2TheMax has been on this blog a few times, so she'll be the Match Game Mistress of Impressionism because of her impression videos and sped-up renditions of theme somgs to avoid copyright issues. Robyn Cage is a desert native, so being the Game Show gypsy queen is to keep her title intact. Next is Alyse Black. She may be a real estate agent, but she's now a Super Password soul sister. Lindsey Stirling has done her appreciation month every February every year, so she's a Family Feud fiddler. And finally, Ashley Koehler from my hometown has so far honed her whistling skills, so she's the whistling wizard of the TPIR Big Wheel.

Also, some changes to the calendar as well as the blog's cosmetic changes. March will be Madi2TheMax-imum March Madness, May will be the class of 2007, August will be Acoustically Alyse in August...nice alliterative name.....September will be Carly Smashes September and December will be the inaugural Livewire awards.

And all this will take place at the Stan Lee Plaza, a one floor center in the Maple Heights area to get away from the city traffic in the suburbs. We brought out the 2 stores to buy space next to a board game store and Cosmic's Space Store. From outside a big window of my soon-to-be office, you'll see the TPC at Stan Lee miniature golf course. That's where the Marvel -Stan Lee Mini-golf course is and it will be our downtime once we break for lunch or school. Lots of classic arcade machines and some you've seen at a local Dave & Buster's, plus all the fixings. That's right across from Shira Lazar Podcast Center. Lots of stars work there. So we're moving from a spiffy building in an office space into a medium sized building space on Ally Maque road. And on January 4th, The blog that knows GSN will become a blog that's beyond GSN, Buzzr and more. Get lit!

And.....done. Today's program is presented by Chilli's. Veterans eat free with a Miltary long as the managers know you're actually not.

Don't forget to email me at,, Pierre Jason Kelly on FB and @Johnny_Arcade on twitter. Also I'm on Snapchat as MisterGSN and Instagram as Mister_WCW. And in honor of Leonard Cohen passing away, Robyn Cage is going to take us out with his signature hit. Play on, playas.