The 6th Annual Game Show Live! honors
Colbi: Direct from the DeMar banquet center, It's the 6th annual....................
Honors. With pre-recorded musical guests.......
SOPHIA ANGELICA
KITTY ARMISTEAD
DESIREE WRIGHT
WENGIE
BROOKSTONE BARDS
EMILY HENRY
CHANDLER JULIET
With the Robyn Cage Essemble Orchestra.
And now, the keeper of the house............Mr. Pierre Kelly!
(big applause; Pierre Enters though the door)
Me: Oh my goodness, thank you all. Thank you.
(applause stops)
Welcome to the 6th annual Game Show Live! honors and thank you for letting me apply for a job on Twitter.
(audience laughter)
Maybe I'll have more than a billion dollars to get an extreme makeover.
(audience laughter)
But I want to thank everybody for being here because let's face it, the cast of Love & Hip Hop couldn't make it today because their rough housing actions have removed themselves from the event. It's a good thing the real housewives of Zanesville are here today.....
(light laughter)
But you're all here today, no matter what color or skin tone you are, no matter if you're rich or poor, straight or bisexual, human or alien, we're all here to have a good time. Oh wait, that's the sequal to the upcoming Buckaroo Bazai across the 8th dimension.
(audience laughter)
But let's get our first award underway. Reviving a show doesn't take mouth to mouth resuscitation. So ditch the lifegaurd and watch these nominees.
(cut to all 9 screens blossoming a flower)
("Best Revival" pops in center screen)
THE $100,000 Pyramid-ABC/Hulu
PASSWORD-NBC/Peacock
YOU BET YOUR LIFE-Syndication
PRESS YOUR LUCK-ABC/Hulu
CAPITAL ONE COLLEGE BOWL-NBC/Peacock
(static graphic to host)
Now the winner for Best revivial.......
(opens envelope with a plastic knife)
It goes to Pyramid!
(applause)
https://televisiontunes.com/The_100000_Pyramid___2016.html
Colbi: Accepting the award, Michael Strahan.
Michael: Wow, this has been a great program and I want to thank ABC, my SMAC production company, all the producers and the staff and mostly, you for watching every summer. Thank you all so much.
(applause)
Me: Okay kids, time to hear some music. Our first act is (and by the peers to many in the newsroom) is the self-proclaimed, reigning, defending, undisputed, untouched, never abicated, but always and forever.....The Queen of Wonderama. So............
(applause)
(applause)
God save the queen. She knows when to remember that day. These nominees.............didn't. watch.
(cut to all 9 screens taking out the garbage by the garbagemen)
("Best WTH Moment of 2022" pops in center screen)
THE REAL LOVE BOAT-CBS/Paramount Plus
WALK THE LINE-ITV
ROMEO & DUET-ITV
THE COURTSHIP-NBC/USA Network
AMERICAN SONG CONTEST-NBC/PEACOCK
(antenna adjusting graphic to host)
And it goes to......
(opens evelope to find the winner in a sticky note)
Looky here, the American Song Contest!!!!!
(6 people applaud)
(band stops playing)
(light laughter)
save it for Eurovision, would you?
(Light laughter)
Suffering from ADHD, our next guest took the time to cure all by songwriting as well as being active on Twitch on and off screen. It's the always talented.....Kitty Armistead!!!!
(applause)
(applause)
Moving on, our next award gives birth to newer shows and even newer.......things. Like these nominees.
(cut to 9 screens giving birth to a baby via stork)
("Best New Show of 2022" pops out in the center screen)
COME DANCE WITH ME-CBS/Paramount Plus
IS IT CAKE?-Netflix
NEXT LEVEL CHEF-Fox
DANCING WITH MYSELF-NBC/Peacock
GENERATION GAP-ABC/Hulu
(channel flipping to the host)
And the new show is...............
(opens envelope to find the winner)
Next level Chef!!!
(applause)
Colbi: Accepting the award.....Gordon Ramsay!
Gordon: Oh thank god, I'm not going to curse here. Anyway, I thank all the staff, my family, the Fox network for making me a better TV chef to do a lot of reality competitions and I hope it continues throughout my career. Thank you so much.
(applause)
Next, she's a Destiny fan, a musican, and a music teacher to students at home. No it's not Kelsey Lee Cate, although she would be a shoo-in for next year.....
(light laughter)
It's desiree Wright herself............Ladydesiree!!!!!
(applause)
(applause)
Before we get into the next act, we have some honorable mentions to hand out.
The award for......"Who Left the Decaf out?" goes to Samantha Harris for finally waking up Tug of Words over the always robotic Ahmad Rashad. Guess doing sideline work made him busy between 1993 and 2021.
The award for "I know it's cool but...." goes to BBC 2's "Lightning" for it's innovation of the set and its quickfire pace. American TV, you may get a chance to import it.
The award for "Big Round Things" goes to Michael McIntyre's "The Wheel." And you guys thought the TPIR wheel was iconic than ever...............
The award for "When are you going back to the studio?" goes to "25 words or Less" for trying to keep things looking like the joke wall from "Laugh-In" during the pandemic.
The award for "Barry or Enright?" goes to Peyton Manning for producting College Bowl and FInal Straw not to mention the Manning Cast on Monday Night Football. Which is better than Zoe Ball doing Zoecast for the Premier League.
The award for "At least the oirignal was classic" went to "The real Love Boat" for sticking to the script but making it reality and instead ending up as if Below Deck and The Bachelorette having a slumber party.
And finally.....the award for "Still doing it" goes to People Puzzler for its' play along format and giving it the 2nd coming of Cross Wits.
(song stops)
Next, we have a performer represting a group of piano bar entertainers who do more than rock a show at a local bar. So sing along, get clapping and get down! Here come.....the Brookstone Bards!!!!!
(applause)
(applause)
Alright,we move on. new hosts will make them feel more welcome at home and these nominees will make them feel as if........you're at home with them. Look.
(cut to 9 screens inviting the family over for dinner)
("Best New Host" pops in center screen)
JANELLE JAMES-The FInal Straw
JERRY O CONNELL-Pictionary
OBI MATUSE-Romeo & Duet
AASIF MANDVI-Would I Lie To You?
KEKE PALMER-Password
(static graphic to host)
And I believe it goes to..........
(opens envelope)
Keke Palmer!!!!
(applause)
Keke: Oh, thank you everybody for making me feel as if I was the perfect host of Password, I want to thank Jimmy Fallon for making me feel as if every Password game was special and to all the staff of this show that makes it all possible. Thank you all.
(applause)
We now get to annouce the Twitchhead of the year. The winner will get bragging rights for life and..........
A game room already furnished by Arcade1up.
See there? Let's have a look at who the winner is..............
(screens eliminate the losers one by one until it gets to the last winner on a lone screen)
It is............In a shocking turn of events.............The Pumper Pair!!!!!!
(applause)
Your prize will be claimed within 12/24 and 1/24.
(audience laughter)
Now we move on to someone whose been known to write songs based on certain TV shows. It's the imaginative and the creative..............Emily Henry!!!!!
(applause)
We're almost home with just 2 awards to hand out. The fans watched it. They liked it. But which one was more, much more than what they seen? Here are the nominees.
(cut to 9 screens seeing each tv show one at a time)
("Best show of 2022"pops in center)
(screen 1 shows The FInal Straw)
(Screen 2 shows Password)
(screen 3 shows Generation Gap)
(Screen 4 shows BS with Howie Mandel)
(screen 5 shows Next Level Chef)
Those are the 5 and I shall switch the remote to the winner.
(turns off all but one screen that shows Password)
It is Password!!!!
(applause)
Colbi: This is the 2nd award for the program for its host Keke Palmer was awarded for best host earlier. Accepting the award, the show's producer, John Quinn.
John: I'm pretty estactic at how my track record goes because I did Press Your Luck a few years ago and now with Password, we're proud that Fremantle is getting good at this genre. SO thank you to Jimmy Fallon, thank you to NBC and thank you all for watching this show. See you next season.
(applause)
And now, a group of people no longer with us, but still in spirit with us.
IN MEMORIAM
Stephen Twitch Boss
Kirstie Alley
Gallagher
Irene Cara
Leslie jordan
Coolio
Olivia Newton John
Vin Scully
Nichelle Nichols
Pat Carroll
Tony Dow
Naomi Judd
Gilbert Gottfried
Louie Anderson
Meat Loaf
Bob Saget
Thank you.
And now boys & girls.........Chandler Juliet!
(applause)
And it's about to come to a head. It's the best moment of 2022. I have 5 screens and one of them is the winner. Let's have a look.
(screen 1 shows Tug of Words going from Ahmad to Samantha)
(Screen 2 shows Audiences return to game shows after 2 years without one)
(Screen 3 shows Owen redeems himself on Wheel after losing on Press Your Luck)
(Screen 4 shows 2022 Jeopardy! Tournament of Champions)
(Screen 5 shows Andy Ricther smashing the Celebrity Jeopardy! record)
That's the 5 and the best moment of 2022 is.......
(opens larger envelope that contains a another envleope and continues opening them until finally getting the winner on a card)
Drama.
The 2022 Jeopardy! tournament of champions.
(applause)
Colbi: Accpeting th award, Executive producer Michael Davies.
Michael: I want to thank everybody here for giving me this award. These 3 finalists had an all out battle of wits and wisdom, but it's what kept the ratings up. I want to thank Mayim Bialik and Ken Jennigs for keeping the legacy of Alex Trebek alive and Alex's legacy touched us all. He is STILL the greatest game show host ever in our lives. Thank you all so much for making this the best quiz show in America. Good night.
(applause)
Me: And let's end it with something to take you into the holiday season. Featuring a surprise appearance from a Skywalking Network personality, it's.........................Wengie!
(applause)
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