The 5th Annual game Show Live! honors
Colbi King: From the DeMar banquet center in Pacific Bay, It's the 5th annual...............................
..........honors. With performances actually pretaped by................................
LAUREN JORDAN
AMY MARIE NESBITT
BRITTANY LUBERDA
STELLA KATHERINE COLE
BONNIE GORDON
JENNE VERMES
A magic trick from MAGICAL KATRINA
KIM AZULAY
The ROBYN CAGE ORCHESTRA ENSEMBLE BAND
Me? I'm Colbi King.
Now, America's Favorite contestant, the most important blogger in the world of game show news, and the informer in the studio and on the field...........Pierre......................KELLY!
(big applause)
(Pierre Comes in a tux)
Me: Whoa, my goodness. Thank you.
(applause continues)
(music stops)
Thank you all so much everybody.
(audience silence)
Welcome everybody to the 5th annual Game Show Live! honors. It's an honor for me to be in front of an actual in-person audience for the first time since 2019 and because you're all masked/vaxxed, you have the opportunity to rub elbows with famous people and other people who are part of the geek world like myself. We got a great program for you tonight. We got some good performances and some of which didn't make it last minute like for example, take Connie Han. She wanted to be interested in it but got pulled out at the last second because one of our production assistants thhought she was a stripper.
(audience laughter)
You know, the shoes if you've been watching her solo performances on Youtube but i'll just leave it at that, another example is Miki Yamanka. She wanted to join, but alas, her Kimono and her hairstyle was associated with Japan since she's from there but got cut thanks in part to an invitation to be on Let's Make a Deal.
(light laughter)
She may or may not be in one of those big tv screens where the traders are at home in the studio, but I don't know if she actually has a television or not.
(light laughter)
Anyways, it's proud to be here and I'm more than proud to get to introduce a band that has a cool snazzy wardrobe and for the 5th straight time, it's been led tonight by the one and only Robyn Cage!
(applause)
So let's get on with it and by IT, this ceremony here. We start with an award that actually has the potential to become a show raised from the dead and is not actually dead but alive in reruns. Here are the nominees.
(cut to a dark place in a mine while the people carry torches only to be revived by the light)
(light reveals "Best Revival")
LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE (Stone & Company)
CHAIN REACTION (Embassy Row/Game Show Enterprises)
SUPERMARKET SWEEP (Fremantle)
PRESS YOUR LUCK (Fremantle)
TO TELL THE TRUTH (Fremantle)
(cut to light showing that it was a mine cart; riders carry sign that read "Best Revival")
(fade to host)
The winner of this one is...........................
(door creeps up to open the winner)
Colbi: Accepting the award, the host of the show, Dylan Lane.
(song stops)
Dylan: I can't belive it, it's my first golden brain for a show I did years ago and another one that got picked up by GSN, I want to thank everyone here, the staff at Chain Reaction, my family and of course, you the fans for being here today. Thank you.
(applause)
Me: Dylan Lane with the bald head, boys & girls.
(light laughter)
Now we make soem noise for a the winner of the 1st ever Tap or Snap competition, and yes, there will be noise. It's Amy Marie Nesbitt.
(applause)
(applause)
(adjusts IFb pieces)
Thankfully, I had ear plugs on.
(light laughter)
Now we have an award that can somehow say to yourself..........Why is Divided still on at 2:30 CDT? Anyways, we got the WTH? Award and here........are they.
(cut to mine workers walking through an area where they're being stopped by a creature with a pot on his head and a hammer in his hand; pot reads "Best WTH? Moment")
THE CELEBRITY DATING GAME
KILLER CAMP
PYL CONTESTANT WINS $0 AFTER FINISHING THE GAME
ABC CANCELS DON'T AFTER ONE SEASON
THE JEOPARDY! GUEST HOSTING MERRY GO ROUND
(cut to a pot revealing a monster with 100 eyes with one eye that reads "Best WTH? Moment")
(fade to host)
Me: And that moment is.........
(Door slowly creaks open to reveal the winner)
Yes, Killer Camp where you can live out the fantasy of being in an 80's horror flick by being friends and seeing your friends get killed by broad daylight. You'll live the summer camp lifestyle but end up being the life of a party at a funeral. You'll be chased by Jason, Freddy, The TExas Chainsaw Massacre......
(song gets suddenly stopped instanstly)
Ok, we'll move on. She's a Trekkie, a magician's assistant, a voice you hear on Star Trek Prodigy and she's got a new album out pretty soon called "Con Artist." Please help me welcome Bonnie Gordon!
(applause)
(applause)
That was beautiful. We roll on to a category in which one of the new hosts is way over 50 and the other is a successor to the GSN version. Let's look at the nominees.
(Cut to a mine full of workers greeting a new boss and directing them to a sign that reads "Best New Host")
SARA HAINES (The Chase)
AHMAD RASHAD (Tug of Words)
CRISTELA ALONZO (Legends of The Hidden Temple)
LEAH REMINI ( People Puzzler)
JANE KRAKOWSKI (Name That Tune)
(cut to the new boss getting thrown overboard by workers into a lava pool with a sign that reads "Best New Host)
(fade to host)
And I believe it goes to.........
(door knocks but automatically opens to reveal Sara Haines going through the door)
It's Sara Haines of The Chase!
(applause)
Sara: Wow............this is amazing. This is why you all get the love from me and also from Brooke Burns who was before me and I want to thank everyone involved in The Chase especially the chasers, a bright group of intelligent people who make this show work adn ABC for finally picking this show to become a hit and we'll see you all next year. Thanks.
(applause)
Me: Ok, let's go on to a girl with a red hair like Wendy's and rocks like the speakers from a Wendy's.
(light laughter)
I have no clue. It's Lauren jordan!
(applause)
(applause)
Now for soemthing else that is something else.................Honorable mentions.
The award for.....Hyped up! went to Whew! After being buried or 41 years, Buzzr finally decided it to unearth it and show it to all the streaming and TV people everywhere.
The award for....Just like you never left went to Ahmad Rashad who at 71 went back into the game show world with "Tug of Words." Man, he's a good sideline reporter.
The award for...."What a Pair......Not." goes to Zooey Deschanel and Michael Bolton. They both sing but on the Celebrity Dating Game, Michael only sings. Hmmm.........I wonder why Zooey isn't involved on a duet........
The award for......"Blending It In" goes to Let's make a Deal. If you take a socially distanced audience and add in some at home dealers, you still have a good CBS daytime show.
The award for "Such a Good Move?" went to The Newlywed game airing only on Cable and Over the Air on Buzzr. Not streaming. I guess Sony didn't want money to have it on streaming services.
The award for......"Talking Pointer" went to Leah Remini. She filled in for Wendy Williams once this year, so why have her sass she did on People Puzzler?
The award for "Still Kicking" went to America says. 400 shows and still making it ________.
And the award for "New Look, same old $#%$*^" went to Wheel of fortune for updating the newer background for the conestants and keeping the same old set since........2016.
(song stops)
We move along to someone who likes Jazz and hates the Utah Jazz. I ain't joking. It's a 3-name wonder by the name of Stella Katherine......Cole!
(applause)
Here's your next award and it involves a river but not water. I, of course am talking about streaming and the nominees are.........................
(cut to a group of mine workers in a yacht on a river of lava with a sign that reads "Best Streaming show")
FROGGER (Peacock)
BAKETOPIA (HBO Max)
THE CIRCLE (Netflix)
FBOY ISLAND (HBO Max)
KC! POP QUIZ (Kartoon Channel)
(Cut to a mine worker by himself on a boat slowly rowing with an inscription that reads "Best Streaming Show")
(fade to host)
I was wondering what the winner is and now.........it is....................
(doors quickly opens up the winner)
(applause)
Colbi: Accepting the award.....host of the show, Casey Simpson.
Casey: I want to thank the Kartoon Channel and I want to thank the kids who participated in the game for being here and making this virtual game show a whole reality and every streaming service that has my show being streamed everywhere, thank you all.
(applause)
Me: And now friends, a little magic trick from Magical Katrina.
(applause)
And now everyone, we're about to award a certain someone who's done things inside and outside the purple streaming service. We are about to hand out the Twitchhead of the year award. As you know, the winner gets bragging rights for up to one year and..............
A bedroom make over all thanks to Game Room Guys.
(Audience going "ooh")
And behind this door will mark the 2021 Twitchead of the year. Let's see who it is.............
(door slowly opens to see who the winner is but is empty but later reveals that Wrkcancantr goes through the door to get the award)
I cannot believe it, it's Wrkcanctr!
(louder cheers and applause)
Here's him in action.
Congratlations! On behalf on The Vonbuskirk Company, Jackbox Media services and Game Show Live!, here is your Twitchhead of the year award. Your Prize is actually backstage so please sign once you make it. give it up for Wrkcacntr!
(applause)
And we have the next to last award, the rookie games that can make or break ratings in general and viewershhip wise. The nominees are:
(cuts to 5 doors with the words "Best New game Show" on top)
PEOPLE PUZZLER (Start Entertainment/Meredith Coropration)
TUG OF WORDS (Embassy Row/Game Show Enterprises)
COLLEGE BOWL (Richard Reid Productions)
FAMILY GAME FIGHT (Telepictures/Warner Horizon)
SMALL FORTUNE (NBC Universal)
Let's see who the winner is..................
(4 doors close up except for Family Game Fight left open)
It must be Family Game Fight!
(applause)
Colbi: Accepting the award via Zoom, Ellen Degeneres.
(big screen shows Ellen with an award)
Ellen: It's so honored to be part of a show that has my good friends who work here on the talk show escpeically Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard, good couple I just picked for the series I made and I'm so honored to be a part of this and I want to thank the people at NBC and Andy Lassner, my producer for making it work and I want to thank you so much. Bye.
(applause; cut back to host)
Me: She's been inspired by Sesame Street but never ends up on Avenue Q. She's a favorite to everyone on Pococha and now she;s here with us. It's............Kim Azulay!
(applause)
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