VO: This is GSN The Know. The most informed and entertained blog in the United States of America. Now, from the WIlton-North building, here is the man about games, Pierre Kelly.
Me: Hey kids and kidettes, we're getting so close to Game Show Live! in January. Our studio will be a cross between Sqrambled Scuares and the long-running SNL skit Weekend Update. Prepare yourselves for that. In the meantime, let's talk GSN starting with....
The whatstrending.com Starting Line.
It's time for another installment of....
Let's ask the Know-It-all. Someone here who is a landlord for over 25 years at Bud Adams Apartments wants to know who should host Divided?
Well, landlord who keeps everyone's rent paid, so that the rats would keep us out of here, I would say Mike Catherwood. Why? He did what Dylan Lane didn't and that is keep the spirit of Chain Reaction alive. He needs to host this one over Mike Richards who changed Price and Deal. Why not him?
Stay right where you are. We got the nominees for the Know-It-All Awards, and I can't tell you until after this break. Why? Because I want to and it's my blog, so talk amongst yourselves while you watch this.
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Oh hi, We were just preparing for the nominees....that'll be momentarily, but first.................
Wheel of Fortune expands to four airings 11:00 AM-1:00 PM. The Chase takes over the 4:00 PM slot. Whammy pops up at 10:00 AM, between Press Your Luck and 25K Pyramid.
You know why? Because you get 2 hours of spinning and winning. The Beast will get its own weekday slot in afternoons and Whammy will be in between 2 classics at 9 CST. Also....
Catherwood Chain Reaction will get the 3:30 PM slot on weekdays, as GSN's Pyramid drops off the schedule.
So adios, 2012 Pyramid, it was nice to know you.
If you're wondering why Window Warriors has premiered, let me give you a review Haiku for you....
It's JUST LIKE SKIN WARS
WITH WINDOW DECORATIONS
AND CARSON KRESSLEY
One bit of news for you: Monday through Friday December 19-30, GSN will run What's My Line and I've Got a Secret in the 3:00 AM hour. It's the dreaded holiday B&W overnight stunt. Stay up....and stay nostalgic baby!
Now the 2nd intermission presented by swagbucks.com. Christa Nannos, our resident soda girl had a hard life the week after the election. She voted for Hillary, but Donald Trump got the presidency. So she sang this song to remind us of the tough times ahead.
Guess what that theme means? It's time for the nominees for the GTK Know-It-ALL Awards. The very last one before we transition to Game Show Live! First off....
Press Your Luck
The $25,000 Pyramid
Hmmm......I'd go with Press Your Luck.
BEST WTH? MOMENT
Friday Night Frights (Hellevator S2/Scare Tactics)
Wheel and New Feud crash hard
Man Vs. Fly disappear
Without a doubt, Friday Night Frights.
BEST NEW ACQUISTION
Wheel of Fortune (2014-15 season)
Chain Reaction (Catherwood)
Going with WHeel on this one.
BEST NEW HOST
Have to go with Donald on this one.
The Soska Sisters
Gotta go with Donald again.
BEST NEW SHOW
Skin Wars: Fresh Paint
Have to go with WInsanity
And the cream of the crop.....
BEST SHOW OF 2016
Skin Wars: Fresh Paint
I hate to say this, but Winsanity will win it.
In addition, The Library Bards, Kristin & Danny, whom you'll meet pretty soon, Tessa Violet and more will perfom on this stage December 14, 2016. We'll be at the Top Rope Entertainment Complex. See you there Cyber Monday for voting.
And with that, we gots to go. Today's program is presented by the mannequin Challenge. Freeze, let the camera guy move around you and your friends and let the challenge begin.
Don't forget to email me at email@example.com, firstname.lastname@example.org, Pierre Jason Kelly on FB and @Johnny_Arcade on twitter. Also I'm on Snapchat as MisterGSN and Instagram as Mister_WCW. Now to end it for Thanksgiving, here's Kristin & Danny rapping about it. Play on, playas.