Wednesday, February 24, 2016

A Hi-Speed Slow Jam

(With a bit of the temperature swing this week, Ibotta helps you find the rebates on bread and milk....before this supermarket apocalypse ever happens in case of a snowstorm. Download it right now, won't you?)

VO: This is GSN The Know. The most informed and entertained blog in the United States of America. Now, from the WIlton-North building, here is the man about games, Pierre Kelly.

Me: Where do you go? Anyone will know GSN. From classic to modern. I'm the expert of all things Pierre Kelly and this is my blog. Let's start knowing stuff from Daly to Gleib starting with....

The Starting Line.

The Chase started off strong kicking Bible out, but them something had to happen.....

With the arrival of both Skin Wars and Idiotest, The former got a second season with high marks at the start while the latter renewed it later on. 

The second season of Skin Wars had a median viewer age of 48. A majority of the second season of Idiotest (from April to the beginning of September) had a median viewer age of 53. A span of 13 episodes of The Chase from July to December of last year had a median age of approximately 65, if not even a couple years older.

That however was it for both Bible & Chase. Had Skin Wars agree that it would be a flop, Bible would've given the go-ahead for season four. 

This just goes to show that a quiz show that skews old can be out raced by younger shows. Any questions?

This Friday on Overtime, I introduce the 16 shows for a month-long tournament. You decide who advances. Our newsroom is prepped for the 16 selections and you won't believe what we're seeing.

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Our know-it-all TJ Neyland came up with as Yay & Yawn for February. So here goes.

The Yay: Winsanity's set. It'll breathe life when it premieres later this year.

The Yawn: The Chase getting the boot. It was fun for 4 seasons while it lasted.

There's more down the road as the prequel to Door 3's sudden suicide begins after this timeout. Don't cry where we bleed just yet.

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Where did you go? Nowhere of course. There's more to know right now.

This is Door 3 today. All they show is Man vs. Fly. Starting next month, we will focus a month-long series entitled "Door 3: The Closing of A door." We'll focus on the apparent channel suicide after one YouTube personality getting the pink slip for something and where the personalities are today. For now, we'll focus on the reactions of Door 3 today from comments in the YouTube section. 

We kick off with David Treder.

"Do you not get that your old videos are what people want? Not this easy to produce and unfunny crap."

Shoot...yes, as in what you do to a camera says...

"Why Is This Channel Called Door 3 When It Should Be Called "vs Fly"

This from Micah Whitney;

You guys have been doing nothing but vs. fly for three months now. you're getting nearly no views compared to your other videos. you would think you would learn that this series just isn't that popular. it just gets boring.

Selena TheCat came up with a comment....

"This is so stupid, why would you fire Trisha for sexpert?"

Here's AlvaroAwesomeness:

"LMAO so yall are telling me 1000views equals $1, right? Y'all ain't even making a dollar out of this channel. TRASH."

Let's have Bruce Wayne end it.....

"Rest in peace Debate Your Fate."

So how did Door 3 suicide? One incident led to it and all the games you remembered in its shelf life will all be revealed next month. Make GSN The Know your news & entertainment priority.

(Song ends)

Just one bit of a midweek schedule change. Ohno's MTWI will replace Sherriwed on 3/2 and going forward.

Now the 2nd intermission presented by Let's end Lindsey Stirling Appreciation month with.....

Now the 3rd period takes flight.

Camouflage from waaaaay back in 1980 starred Tom Campbell and is a remake of the ABC short-lived classic. The objective was to find the hidden object from a fully colored cartoon and trace the outline of it. Unlike the original which was daily, it was weekly in syndication in 1980 and the one of the last shows to air in a prime access spot. Had it been daily, it would've mattered anyway.

Wherever you did go, now you know. Today's blog is presented by the World's quietest room. It's so quiet... You could actually nap with Heather Feather, Ally ASMRRequests, Maria GentleWhispering, Cassi Calming Escape Halliwell and Accidentally Graceful all in one room.

Don't forget to email me at,, Pierre Jason Kelly on FB and @Johnny_Arcade on twitter. Also I'm on Snapchat as MisterGSN and Instagram as Mister_WCW. Until we see you again, Play on, playas.

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