The 9th annual Game Show Live! honors
https://youtu.be/0AQul9rdwGE?si=5WdjyJyNm25Cp4vR
Amy Irons: Hear Ye, Hear ye, I present to you, the 9th annual...............
Honors.
https://youtu.be/_ukV6ZYwd9I?si=gHvZsMiAwrWYOdDR
Performances will be handled in a gratuitous manner by.....
THE DIRTY TOYS
JORDANA BRYANT
THE MIDDLE AGED DADS JAM BAND
SCREEN TEAM
DEREK MORRIS
And SHORT WALK TO PLUTO!
https://youtu.be/W_EBmMIdMUs?si=1NUYAAAq5a9V7Bma
All hail the master of matching answers, the king of buzzers, the titan of the quick fire quizzing, Sir Pierre Jason Kelly OBE MBE DDS and RSTLNE!
(cheers and applause)
https://youtu.be/zDu3shbYG2Y?si=cc-RgcubXcs7EFFk
(Pierre comes out in a robe and crown with an LA Chargers jersey and pac-man long john pajamas)
https://tpirepguide.com/qwizx/gssfx/usa/fh-timeup.wav
(silence)
Thank you all. Welcome to the 9th annual Game Show Live! honors emancipating from the Martindale stage at the Game Show Vault art museum for this live-to-tapr event presented by RTE America. As far as the big RTE up in Ireland is concerned, I hear they took out 4 digital radio stations because nobody wants to hear any more of this, but I heard RTE Today is airing a 99 cent toy show airing for over an hour.
(audience laughter)
It has been an amazing year. NBA returns to NBC, Chiefs finally miss the playoffs since 2014, Jerry Lawler makes his debut on the newer Memphis Wrestling, I got a bed after sleeping on the floor for years....and Jessica "Keys" Robertson of Legacy Church decided to lose weight and wear shorts and flip flops in the summer. Oh wait....
(audience laughter)
2025 was also the year I listened to more chillout music over champagne music because everybody likes Groove armada over Benny Goodman.
(light laughter)
But all that chilling out means it's time for the awards ceremony to begin. and to start, we get it going with a category about.....reboots. Look.
(Controller selects attack and highlights enemy)
[Pierre attacks with mystic sword]
[Red Cap attacks with poison]
[Pierre is dead....except......he uses life potion and attacks red cap in one fell swoop]
[BEST REVIVAL]
PRESS YOUR LUCK (Fremantle/ABC)
TIC TAC DOUGH (Village Roadshow/GSN)
SCRABBLE (Hasbro/The CW)
TRIVIAL PURSUIT (Hasbro/ABC)
HOLLYWOOD SQUARES (Flower Films/CBS)
[Pierre heals gang also with life potions]
[BEST REVIVAL]
(cut to host)
Ladies and gentlemen, I present the winner of the first award of the night......
(opens envelope with plastic knife)
Thank goodness, once again......(sigh) Press Your Luck.
(applause)
https://youtu.be/KaN95Phg3QY?si=HJgFNhfOhY0F8-js
Amy: For more than 2 years in a row, Press Your Luck has simply become the front runner of Best Revival since the show began in 2019.
(song stops)
Elizabeth: Well.....love it or hate it, all of you fans love the show so much, I want to thank the showrunner John Quinn, the new announcer Chris Ahern, all the staff of Fremantle, the contestants and everyone here. Thank you all so much.
(applause)
Me: And now......I will provide to you musical entertainment. This band here came from Virginia to get a little messy up in here. This band is presumably known as...........The Dirty Toys!
(applause)
(applause)
Thank you.....dirty Toys. Please take a bath after the show.
(audience laughter)
2 sets look like 1994 family channel interactive games, a late night legend dances for his life and the bird got shot by the execs at Fox First Run. Yes, it's a combination guaranteed to make you say....huh? Except the nominees have something to say about it.
(controller takes Pierre to the Fireburg Hotel)
[Pierre takes a nice stay for 95 GP]
[sleeps on bed but the bed is broke]
[WTH? MOMENT OF 2025]
TIC TAC AND BINGO BLITZ GO CGI
SCRAMBLED UP
BUZZR'S LACK OF CONSISTENCY
ANDY RICTHER'S DWTS RUN
PERSON, PLACE OR THING IS CANCELLED
[Maintenance fixes the bed and finally gets rest for an hour....only to woken by a phone alarm]
[WTH? MOMENT OF 2025}
And now......May I present to you.......and only you.....
(Pierre rips open envelope with his hands to find the winner)
Buzzr's lack of consistency. Am I right, people?
(silence)
okay then. We shall move on to something more good. At just 20 from Nashville, this young lady has a bright future in music and here's the reason why she came tonight. It's............Jordana Bryant!
(applause)
(applause)
Next up, people who can host a game show but don't know how but because they like watching game shows doesn't mean they create them. Here are the nominees.
(controller goes to a meet Tristian after finding out the chest is empty)
[Tristian Joined!]
[BEST NEW HOST OF THE YEAR]
Valerie Bertinelli (Bingo Blitz)
Michael Yo (Scrambled Up)
Deborah Norville (The Perfect Line)
Roman Kemp (The Finish Line)
Erin Andrews (99 to Beat)
(Reuben also joins after finding out there was an empty Amazon package in the chest)
[Reuben Joined!]
[BEST NEW HOST OF THE YEAR]
It is a distinct honor to present the winner of this award.....
(opens envelope with a scalpel and throws scalpel away)
Kids, don't play with a scalpel. You might hurt yourself.
The winner is......Deborah Norville!
(Perfect Line Theme plays)
Deborah: It's a pleasure to finally present this new award to me. I want to thank my family, the staff of The Perfect Line, the people who worked with me all these years, everybody who are fans, I thank you so much.
(applause)
and for the 9th time in a row, we have a band that makes Lawrence Welk roll over in his grave.......it's Robyn Cage and her Arkestra!
(applause)
and help me welcome please a group of people who would rather play for you in the waiting room at a doctor's office or a dentists office or a urgent clinic rather than at a pub. They are....The Middle Aged Dads........Jam Band!
(Applause)
(applause)
and we go ahead to other awards that makes it more than a 2.5 hour Late Late Show in Ireland. You know who you are.
https://youtu.be/s9CyAvVuwz0?si=aouXde2Ogm_2G2cQ
The award for...."At least the party game was way better." went to a 1975 show called "Musical Chairs." one show wasn't enough, so why make it more including the pilot. And here's the linky link:
https://www.youtube.com/@MusicalChairs75-rs
The award for "At least we all saw that" went to The Celebrity Ex-Wives Club who won on Celebrity Weakest Link a total of.......$18,000. Perfect for daytime, but not perfect for prime time.
The award for "That's Just stupid" went to Roku for taking GSN out. Man.
The award for "He's Now a bad guy.......duh." goes to Chad Mosher for doing something stupid to a student that cost him his sub teaching job, his credibilty and maybe even mroe uploads to his youtube channel. Ouch.
The award for "From one era to another" goes to TPIR's Barker Era for getting into 1988. From Johnny O to Rod. From black hair to white hair.
The award for "Damn. Spot on." went to TPIR Carey edition for getting a perfect score in Cover Up. How did that contestant do that?
The award for "Triple Play Hockey" goes to Game TV for snatching up 3 game shows bill cullen has hosted. They are: Chain Reaction, Pass The Buck and Hot Potato.
The award for "HQ 2.0" goes to "Best Guess Live." Think Zazza Radio's "No More Than 4," but with a bigger money feel to it.
And lastly, the "Stephen A. Smith Award of excellence goes to..............@the_real_t._terry over on Instagram and Threads.
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