The 4th Annual Game Show Live! honors
Madison Brunoehler: Live......from the Ingress Augmented Reality Stage at David Letterman Park in South Grimsborough, This is the 4th annual..............
Honors.
With virtual performaces by......
BONNNIE GORDON
ALLISON WEBER
CHRIS MANN
and our musical director, ROBYN CAGE!
Now, America's Favorite contestant....................................Pierre Kelly!
(virtual Applause)
Me: Oh thank you.
(song abruptly stops)
Um...thank you Robyn. Welcome to the 4th annual Game Show Live! honors at the Ingress Augmented Reality Stage. I wish I can see you all in person but because 2020 was a challenging and most interesting year, the corona virus turned the world upside down. Thankfully, we've spent money on a virtual audience like most daytime talk shows have. We're here to give you whatever 2020 gave you.
I'm going to let Juliet brooke start with some jokes to warm you guys up. Juliet you got something for us?
(virtual lauighter and applause)
Thank you Juliet.
We start with Best Revival. Originals made it much a classic and stood the test of time. Revivals.........Not so much but tries to recapture the magic of the original. Here are the nominees.
(cut to a mime reviving an old jukebox and turns it into a zoom dance party; "BEST Revival" line graphic in the center)
TO TELL THE TRUTH
SUPERMARKET SWEEP
WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?
CATCH 21
THE WEAKEST LINK
PRESS YOUR LUCK
(cut to mimes still having a Zoom dance party when the jukebox cuts out but the mime DJ comes in to continue; "Best Revival" graphic in center)
(cut to host)
And the best revival is............
(flying drone brings in winner)
To Tell you the Truth, it's.....To Tell The Truth!!!!
Madison: Accepting the award via Zoom Anthony Anderson!
(shows anthony on screen)
Anthony: I want to thank ABC, Fremantle, the panelists and everybody that makes it a good show into a great show. We'll see you next summer for our next season.
(virtual applause)
Me: Thanks Anthony. We move on to an actress who ends up having things in Space, but is STILL considered a Library Bard. She's a redhead, hails from the south and is a geek who IS a geek. She is.....Bonnie Gordon.
(virtual appplause)
(virtual applause)
(fade to Pierre in a virtual dumpster)
With 2020 being more interestig, these nominees for WTH? Award was more......real. Look.
(cut to a mime waiting on a virtual date when a circus clown shows up and begins crying with makeup on; "WTH? Moment" graphic in center)
TYRA BANKS HOSTS DWTS
THE BACHELORETTE SWITCHAROO
PRISCILLA DRONES' DAY ON JEOPARDY!
CW AIRS TASKMASTER
CAROL BASKIN ON DWTS
(cut to a mime on another Zoom date but gets stood up; "WTH? Moment" graphic in center)
(cut to host)
And that moment goes to.....
(falling drone gets the winner)
Needs new batteries. Tyra Banks hosting DWTS!
(silence; crickets)
Um.......Tyra isn't here so........
(throws golden Brain away into a burning old drum)
And there you go. Now with a parody of an old fifties song turning it into a 2020 remix, iit's comedienne Allison Weber!
(virtual Applause)
(virtual applause)
(fade to Pierre in an igloo and comes out to a virtual winter setting)
It's virtually cold in here. Glad the theater is warm inside. Anyways, here are the honorable mentions of the year.
The award for...."Boss, Mind if I take a sick day?" goes to TPIR Barker channel on Pluto TV. Now you get a real reason why Barker is better than Carey.
The award for "O.....M.......G......." went to Concentration. The classic recipe. Not the Trebek one. From 1976. Now you get to see Appian Pizza and 2 puzzles for an automobile on Buzzr.
The award for "The Best Internet Game Show there is" goes to SMRT Trivia. The format is still simple since the beginning of the virus: 20 Questions, one t-shirt going to a genius, hilarous wrong answers by chat, a hip, cool party host that asks the questions and keeps the music going and by Friday, a lot of Jackbox fun. Over 700 followers and counting.
The award for "Get someone on Decaf, please!" goes to Leslie Jones on Supermarket Sweep. She's no David Ruprecht, and the super sweep is a case of ot.
The award for "Doesn't this look Weird?" goes to "The Circle." Love Connection has a home game? Okay.
The award for "Quiet! I'm trying to play here" goes to Skywalking Through Neverland's Pop Culture Trivia Night. Soom to end up ON Twitch.....I think. Richard & Sarah Woloski decided to not ask questions but play music while you play on the crowdpurr system. Fridays are really a thing.
The award for "Home Invasion" goes to "Let's Make a Deal" for their at-home editions. You don't even need tickets to fly to LA to enjoy this fun experience CBS has made.
The award for "No Audience? No Problem!" goes to The Price is Right. They took the crowd away which is the most important ingredient of the show, but the format from 1972 is still the same.
And finally, the award for "Got Any Change?" goes to "The Trivia Galaxy." same like King Trivia, but with a lawsuit-free difference.
(song stops)
Which brings us to our next guest. After leaving King Trivia last month, he went out on his own. Here without the help of Ritzy Roo, one of its fans.........is that quizmaster himself.....David Gallic!
(virtual applause)
Tipsy......Freaking Tune!
(virtual applause)
Congratulations Garrett, er sorry Tipsytune. You have 340 hours for now to claim your new arcade machine. (not a real prize because I made it up)
(song stops)
By day, she's a voice teacher. By night, she's in a band called Goons. Watch how she does solo. It's.....Sydney Simpson.
(virtual applause)
ALEX TREBEK
TOM KENNEDY
RICHARD KING
DAVID LANDER (Father of Natalie Lander)
DES O' CONNOR
DON MORROW
JOHN SESSIONS
NIKKI MCKIBBIN
LEANZA CORNETT
MIKE SEXTON
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